BMFM2006's main bad guy's race is called The Catatonians. They are race of furry humanoid cats from planet Catatonia. Sounds exotic and it's clear already probably that Catscan, the super villain from BMFM original serie isn't Catatonian. <.<' Otherwise he would have appeared often on BMFM2006... Amazing how none of the familiar super villains haven't been in the new serie... Well Pit Boss but he hasn't much been a super villain. <.<'
So about Catationians... They too appear pretty much ugly or uglier than than rest of the BMFM2006 crew. Main problem is that they don't much look like cats... More they look like some odd rodents with fluffy tail and fangs. That is if the characters are somebody non troops.
At first let's focus on their name which is most likely lend from the word catonia. No, cookies, it is not a planet or a star. It's a syndrome of psychic and motoric disturbances. ( read more about that at wiki ) Well... After seeing some of these Catatonian cats... No wonder... ^^'
Catatonian army bases on two types of soldiers; claw troops and commandos or whatever. Troops are all alike, screaming when talking and faceless crowd. They must come out from either clone facilities for from breeding facilities where they are genetically engineered to be dumb as a boot. Commando versions aren't any better. Only their appearance is different and maybe they have a bit more IQ since usually they are the ones who drive the machines...
Non troops are somewhat a higher rank than plain troops or commandos... But sad to say their IQ is still low and they have some individuality though. There are probably two shorties who's another is quite insane or just too idiot, other one seems to have sorta of Napoleon complex... Wait, that means that they both are insane. x')
Then there's a bulky creature who has taken a bit too much steroids. Result is a creature that is more close to wolverine and bear hybrid than anything that has to do with a subject; cat.
There's also female version of steroid taken cat... She looks a bit more of a rodent and she seems to be able to beat up even Modo... O.O' Btw, she also can change her form into anyone... ( Not a bit like Mary-Sue type of feature and it's being given to three characters. O.O' ) Like these two other female cats that don't much look like cats at all... All female cats in he show are anorectic and stretched up but to notice for male readers; at least they got some silicon filling.
And then we will find more Catatonian cats from Saturn where they surf. Yeah on one episode you'll see cats in a wetsuit on surf boards and throwing intruders with rocks, sticks and bolas. ( Bola is that throwing weapon made of sting and three weights. ) they also have booby-trapped cave or temple there...
Something that I didn't surely understand what was the point of that all... Cat with a illusion projector attached on his head and his brains was more understandable than vision of pacifist cats on Saturn. And before you say at least they don't have rabbits in The Moon driving with buggies let me warn you that they do have rabbits in The Moon driving buggies... It's the wildest thing that this new serie has for character creation... <.<' Back in the old days nobody knew for sure what to expect to see next.
Whole thing of throwing those cats on Saturn was a bit unrealistic. My last vision ever was that the could be oceans... Not to mention this Mary-Sue spirit... Or god or whatever ruling the planet forbidding driving and real weapons. And then finally on the last minutes before destruction feeling enlighten and allowing them. Spirit who had enough strength to sent mice back home but no strength to overcome the invaders...
On the original serie there were racing motocross at Saturn. Correct me if I am wrong here. I am quite positive since there were these rings of Saturn very close by and all.. That looked like very volcanic place to be. ^^' No sign of oceans.
So where the heck where these cat creatures anyway... To be more logical they should have been locating one one of the moons of Saturn. The place btw looked too much like Neptune to me.
Yes, Catationians are tried to made to look like cats. Yeah right... some of the characters looks like drown rats or 2006 version of Sand Riders! O.O' Though it might be a good thing that they don't look like cat so infants don't necessarily learn the bad habits to torture animals. >.<'
The new conquer race appeared from nowhere, attacked on Mars... for what? By who's order? To do what? O.O' What happened to the Plutarkians and when exactly? If somebody does have answers to these questions feel free to explain them. I will listen and then if more question appear to mind I will ask them too.
And trying to compare them to other races, Rats, Sand Riders or Plutarkians... I am truly amazed howcome Catationians aren't wiped out by them because they are practically equal to gun food... Really. They might look like never ending army but they are really dumb and weak opponent for anyone with even little bit of IQ and evolved armory to take down.
Main problems with these cat characters are that they kinda stay on the background, none really is like living character on the story. It moves and all but the script are very lame and maybe these characters had potential but nobody knows what they possibly could do with them. So they are flat.
O.O'
Another reason to hate and dislike it. Like it usually seems to be when it comes to TV-series or movies; blame the people who wrote the scripts. OMG! I think I am turning into critic!!!! AAAAAARGH!
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